Thursday, January 26, 2006

a quote for a friend of mine

"All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely players: They have their exits and their entrances; And one man in his time plays many parts, His acts being seven ages." - William Shakespeare

Sunday, January 22, 2006

ray the sony whore


















my crazy girlfriend has too much time.

Tuesday, January 17, 2006

cant sleep

yupz. its 0612 now and i still couldnt sleep. neighbours waking up. newspaper man delivering newspaper. poeple taking showers and brushing teeth. i'm here blogging cause for the whole time, i dont feel sleepy. very soon the sun will rise and it will only makes matters worse. its been like this for awhile now. my bio clock is completely screwed up. my life is completely screwed up. oh, i just heard the bell of the nearby church ringing. birds are chirping away. please let me sleep....

Friday, January 13, 2006

Tissot T-Touch

i simply love this watch. where function meets style. analogue meets digital. best of both worlds. plenty of cool functions like....

compass

so that u will not be lost anywhere in the world or NUS. u can make mental notes like "LT1 is northeast east of LT2" or "travel in the south direction from engin canteen to reach LT6". or maybe u can use it to arrange ur bed in such a way to escape the morning sun, thus allowing u to stay in bed longer, before the sun cooks u under ur blanket. remember, the sun rises from the north and sets in the east.

alarm

u know some morning when ur alarm clock rings, then u activate the snooze function and goes back to sleep. in ur head u know that the alarm clock will ring every 9 mins (maybe urs different) to remind u to wake up, but because the previous night, u spend the whole night surfing on cars, u lost count of how snoozes u deactivate liao, and u dont really want to open ur eyes to check the time cause any sunlight will just blind ur eyes forever. dont worry, this watch will act as a secondary alarm for u. telling u exactly when is the point of no return - either to continue sleeping and miss lectures and can safely switches all alarm now or to jump out of bed and rush off for lectures.

altimeter

u know i love bball. this way i can measure accurately how high my vertical jump is, boasting to people "i jumped 30 inch last week and i'm doing 60 inch this week, beat that asshole! oh? u dont believe, come, i measure on the spot let u see." or u know sometimes, 2 childish friends of urs asked u the old primary sch qns "hey, who is taller huh?" then i can take out my watch and rest it on their head, thus giving me a digital readout of who is taller. oh ya, u know sometimes when ur date is so boring and she is like talking about her studies or how cute her nieces are, then u are going "uhuh, uhuh, oh really? no way. serious!?" this is the time u can divert ur attention by using ur tissot t-touch's altimeter function to measure the rise time of all the escalators and lifts in orchard and compare which is the fastest in town. simply divide the change in altitude by the time taken to reach that altitude. when u find which is the fastest, then u can write down in ur blog or some forums so that others with the same watch could verify it.

next is the chrono

i'm sure some of the scholars in NUS will find this function very useful during exams. "sure or not? u did it in 1 hour. tell u hoh. i finished my paper in 48 mins 32 secs and 8 milliseconds okay? fast right? i think this paper i finish faster than u lah. last one u faster by 3 min 43 sec and 4 milliseconds, but this one i beat u already. luckily i got my watch here to time myself." or some other nerds will measure the time needed to travel from location to the other location. "hm, last week i took the shuttle bus from the EA to central library and it took me 10 mins altogether. this week, i walked from EA to central library, cutting through E1 and E2 and it took me only 6 mins, that is if i walk at a speed of 1.69696969 metre/second. hm, like that it saves me a whole 4 minutes. that extra 4 minutes i can either read 1.434343 pages of my lecture notes or do 0.878787 of a qns in a tutorial. okay, next time i will take this route."

thermometer is useful for the girls

"haiyo, this LT2 is so cold leh. i think its colder than just now that LT6 leh." "no lah, LT6 where got cold. LT2 colder okay?" "u dont believe u see (show friend her watch) my watch says that this LT colder by 3 degrees okay. and current temperature is 20 degree celcius" "wah, really leh. so cold. not good for skin u know."

lastly metro

whats metro i also dont know. think its something to do with the air pressure. maybe a bunch of guys got together and drank too much and are all getting abit drunk. then they decide to compare who has the most power fart among them (because everyone drinking beer, so alot of gas in their stomach). what better way to measure than to place the watch near their ass and let out a huge fart and record the amount of air pressure it creates. automatic disqualification if shit is found on the face of the watch.

WOW! so many functions for this watch. i just got to have it! which design is nicer? huh? huh? huh?

Please pimp my ride MTV!

WooHoo!!!! just personally pimped my ride just now. haha, even though it only cost $15 bucks, but it sure does worth it. now it looks so much more meaner and slick. haha. so happy that even i have to blog about it. anyway, its a sticker plate. u know, one of those number plates that people just sticks onto their bumper rather than putting it onto a plate and attached the plate onto the bumper. MUAHAHAHA! next project will be to change the rims. those ugly 16 inch has to go soon man.... lets wait and see....

Sunday, January 08, 2006

resolutions....

1. definitely must do better this coming semester. at least a B+ for every subject.

2. exercise constantly. 3 times per week maybe. jogging and usual bball on friday. 100 push ups and 100 leg raise at the end of each workout.

3. keep in touch with friends. stop being hermit the crab.

4. going to be a permanent resident in the library. dont know whether or not i should get a room in eusoff, but definitely going to make the library my next home.

5. no more relationship problems. studies come first!

6. do not give up during exam period. tough time dont last tough men do.

7. pick up a new sports. golf maybe.

8. save mony to buy the tissot touch. cost $1300.

9. keeping my room neat and tidy. maybe rearrange the furniture abit.

10. keeping my braces clean and sparkling. never ever have i thought my teeth are so precious when i couldnt use them.

Wednesday, January 04, 2006

wisdom....

4 wisdom tooth for sale! 2 still intact while the other two are in bits and pieces. oh ya, some flesh are still stuck onto the tooth, thus ensuring its freshness. i have to apologise that 2 are in pieces, the dentist saw it up in pieces before it was being taken out. even though its so big, but they in mint condition cause i've never use them. it was hidden under my gum all these years so u wont find any wear and tear at all.
like i said, its in perfect condition. perfect for making accessories like earings or rings or necklace. people wear shark tooth to show off that they killed a shark, imagine u wearing one of these babies. if u are a big jig-saw puzzle fan, then i bet fixing up the pieces of wisdom tooth will definitely be a challenge for u. or maybe u have a decaying molar, u can maybe glue one of these gems to ur molar, gurantee giving u the natural feeling.

they are full grown tooth as seen in this pic. SO QUICK! leave me ur offers. mind u, the owner went through alot of pain and trouble to get these.